How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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