So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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