Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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