Kiss
Puke
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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