she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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bring money and cleavage
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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