Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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