Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Less talking, more tequila
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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