I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just had sex on a roof
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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