I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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