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  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:43am

    Spoken by a guy who couldn't get a blow job from a hot chick.

  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:35am

    Maybe check your fantasy teams while getting a blow job?

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:20am

    Aw hell no. Fantasy sports: DND for guys who used to beat up other guys who played DND. BJ ftw

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:02am

    See that is the probable with todays youth can't multi task. take the advice of an elder you can get a blow job doing just about anything. its time to man up.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:31am

    Rule #2 - Blowjobs shall always hold precedent over Rule #1. Get your priorities straight!

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03am

    LOL at "fantasy sports are just D

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:35pm

    It's pretty clear you're a homosexual.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:29am

    Bull-shit u can't get Blowjobs on the shitter

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:13pm

    Yeah, any guy willing to play D and D for jocks o er getting a BJ is clearly a closet case.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:12am

    Blow jobs from your mom don't count :)

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:58am

    BJs are overrated but they feel great all the same.. Drop the fantasy sports and get some ya fuckin pansy

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:56pm

    As much as I love my football nothin beats gettin blown

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:01am

    U all just suck @ fantasy sportz

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:17pm

    road head is the best. it kinda hurts my neck tho /:

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:20pm

    Dude you can still get head and check fantasy sports..... It's not like you have to take your pads and cup off retard!!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:31am

    11:29 can and have.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:03pm

    You can totally get a blow job and do fantasy sports on the shitter. If you can do all 3 at once you get your bust put up in the Man Hall of Fame.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:54am

    Clearly spoken by a guy whose had enough blow jobs that he doesn't have to drop everything else in life when an opportunity arises. If he's the kind of guy who couldn't get a hot chick I'm sure he'd ditch his mother's funeral for one. Hell I used to turn off a video game for a bj, now I won't even pause it

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:58pm

    i dont think any guy would turn down a blow job to check his fantasy football scores

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:55am

    Fantasy sports > anything chicks can do.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:07am

    Those are TERRIBLE priorities!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:51pm

    Let me explain something for the moron who said this, A hot chick willing to suck your dick is the highest priority. If there was a bus full of burning cash/dogs/people and I was holding a firehose and a hot chick was there asking me if she could suck me off, I would throw that fucking firehose to the side so fast it would make her head spin.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:47am

    I was getting a blow job as I wrote the rule. What have you done today?

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:45pm

    what a dork and a virgin!

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:38am

    I concur with 10:31...dumbass. I hope you die in a fire for this idiotic "rule"

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:20am

    Alright, what's the most interesting thing done while getting a bj? Go.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:10pm

    The rulemaker is clearly a female. They're taking over our lives!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:57am

    Anyone else here able to suck their own dick. I finally got the technique down.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:00am

    fantasy sports are just D & D for duche bags

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:16pm

    Talk about misplaced priorities...fail!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:01pm

    WTF is happening to this world and the peoples rules !!! Ahhhhhhhh

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:50am

    Isn't fantasy football for unathletic fuck tards who can't get pussy?so they can "prove" themselves to other nerds.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:29pm

    road head driving to FL while talking on cell phone.. bluetooth ftw!

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:35am

    You can't play fantasy sports while on the shitter, but you can get a blow job while on the shitter... Clearly blow jobs are more maleable and thus less valuable on the priority list. It's like frosting on a cake...

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:41pm

    UGH!! my boyfriend is the same way... i do it anyway

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:06pm

    why couldnt he just do both the only hard about that is ya dick

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:40pm

    Unless gettin blown is your fantasy league.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:20am

    10:07 is a virgin who's only gotten dates with girls who look like the illigitimate offspring of shrek and Quasimodo. 100 bucks says he'd ditch their ugly asses for final fantasy let alone fantasy football

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:36am

    That's just dumb but singing gettn some head is hilarious

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:24am

    Got a blow job while doing my Spanish lab. I was speaking gibberish into the headset while cumming in her mouth.

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:55am

    That a boy you set those priorities!!!