I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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