found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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