I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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