I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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