i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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