A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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