He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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