Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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