Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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