Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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