Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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