Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dual....:-)
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
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He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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