Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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