so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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