let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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