Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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