Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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