is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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