eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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