you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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