I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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