whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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