My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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