Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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