Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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