Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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