My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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