I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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