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  My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo

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• 846... Uh.... Ok.... I take it you turned beet red.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:05pm

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• Yeah........this has happened to me before too :s

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:10pm

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• I once had to stare in horror as my luggage got searched in front of me and my parents at the airport once. Might never recover.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:42am

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• my mom said mine was a piece of shit and offered to buy me a better one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:58pm

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• I've been there.. about 2 weeks ago actually. I was freaking out. hahaaa.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:34am

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• Why does people think their mom never had sex? How do you think you got here. Mom was sweaty and soaked with cum when you were concieved

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:48pm

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• wow-- happens to me all day :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:57pm

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• go tampa! im 727. oh yea

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:34am

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• how about utilizing your time a little more efficiently and actually look for it instead of texting about it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:17am

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• Maybe mom would be happy it's something rubber than an actual rubber!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:40pm

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• hahahah @ 8:48 and btw, my mom found Midget porn while helping me pack... i think you'll be okay

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:10am

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• the only thing that will make that anymore awkward is if this is a guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:50pm

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• lmaooo sooo ackward, that sucks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:31pm

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• I actually found my mom's when I helped her unpack....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:26pm

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• lol my mom was cleaning my room while i was at college and im terrified she found mine

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:27pm

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• hilarious! my neighbor came over to see my new armoir months ago and opened my underwear drawer, which is where i keep my vibrator! i was cringing, but im not sure she saw it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:12pm

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• been there done that. Mom found the "pleasure chest". She tried to use the bondage tape to tape the box back! LMAO. Embarrassing...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:58pm

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• Yeah mom found my Fleshlight... Awkward...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:30am

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• fuuuuuuck. that sucks. My mom was helping me unpack when i got home, so i had to hide away the box with my kama sutra, condoms, and vibrator. Scary shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:50pm

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• happens to me when i move too!!! i always hide my naughty shit in like 20 plastic bags under all this crap so she wont go threw it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:44pm

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• bitch Tampa is 813, get it right.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:28am

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• ha, been there fur suuure

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:05pm

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• this site is a scream ... aaaahhhhh .....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:49am

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• I'm curious to see how it turned out

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:24am

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• Me and my now ex found his mom's while going thru some boxes one day, LOL!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:45am

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• Hudson.... where shit like this is the norm haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:23am

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• Nice. Haha. That sucks.

  Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 23, 10 at 9:40pm

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• 9:26, I've been there and I empathise. Major awkward, especially since my mom was so nonchalant and couldn't get why I was freaking out

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:11am

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• Did you check your vagina?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:12am

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• Been there. Now whenever I move, I pack a box of things I don't want my mom to find and hide it in my car til she leaves.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:31pm

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• Don't worry your mom has got at least one too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:04pm

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• When I was young, I found a flashlight that didn't have a place for a bulb. I can't remember if I washed my hands after putting it back.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:48am

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• 9:30am- dude- omg. did she know what it was? worse for a guy i think.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:32am

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• Tell it 5:28! 727 is more St. Pete/ Pinnellas Park

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:23pm

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• ahhh i hate it when that happens

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:14pm

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• WTF

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:47pm

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• I told my mom about mine when I was high on morphine after having wisdom teeth removed. Her jaw literally dropped.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:02am

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• My sister found my dildo in the shower and brought it to the dinner table. I'm a guy. Ahd to lie and say some girl left it. My dad high fived me but my mom figured it out....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:46pm

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