is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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