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  • 78 57
    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Mar 4, 12 at 3:46pm

    America doesn't want or need that gold medal

  • 56 43
    Submitted by haliganbar on Mar 4, 12 at 9:13pm

    No, you didn't win gold. You tripped on one of the low hurdles and fell face first

  • 54 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 5, 12 at 3:11am

    You get class credits for being a virgin if have an Engineering major.

  • 49 35
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 5, 12 at 12:19pm

    To all you virgins...thanks for nothing!

  • 54 51
    Submitted by blackmetalcore on Mar 4, 12 at 11:31pm

    I've gone almost 22 years of being a virgin. Someone stop this streak ASAP.

    • 44 51
      Submitted by erisblake on Mar 5, 12 at 1:48pm

      I'm with you, 26 years and counting my friend...by now I think I'm asexual.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Blacksabbath211 on Mar 5, 12 at 1:33pm

    Hey it's my area code :D\n\n...and my life's story too D=

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 5, 12 at 12:10am

    this is the winner of the gold medal of the self-imposed hurdle event of said virgin Olympics.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by mazerati on Mar 4, 12 at 7:32pm

    I lasted a semester and a half!...

  • 39 50
    Submitted by 1980DirtNasty on Mar 5, 12 at 12:38am

    Thats not a title you want to hold..... Being a virgin in college and all.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by temeriti on Mar 4, 12 at 5:49pm

    What I got outta all that was...he/she is fugly.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by cvidmar99 on Mar 4, 12 at 1:07pm

    Keepin it classy in northeast Ohio.

    • 46 44
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 5, 12 at 12:17pm

      Be sure to keep your rapier sharp wit away from your date...wouldn't want her to deflate.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by savvy102 on Mar 5, 12 at 1:56am

    Made it through college and still good. Then again I'm religious so that may disqual me lol