I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
No stitches, just platelets and will power
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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