bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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