it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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