How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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