where am i from again
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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