tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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