Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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