My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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