Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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